Jeff Bezos is still the richest person in the world… Hi mate, can you give me 1 million?

Jeff Bezos is still the richest person in the world, even after losing $10 billion in one year.

Jeff, you seem like a really cool guy. I have 2 kids, I live on social security in the Philippines. I was at Woodstock too. Can you lend me just a million? I promise to pay you back in 20 years or the after life. It’s for my kids and the future of this planet.

@K.J.